Ransom
shortmagnum
Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 848 Wisconsin Pics |
2006-02-02 123944
RANSOM.......
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a gallon"
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DRankin
Join Date: Jan 2000 Posts: 5116 Northern Nevada Pics |
2006-02-02 123945
HA!
Of that crew, Sharpton is the only one I don't mute when I see him on the tube.
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091755
Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 143 brantwood wisconsin |
2006-02-04 124066
I agree, Sharpton is so stupid, he can be hilarious and is worth listening to. The others are not even worth the gas.
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