Go Bottom Go Bottom

Ransom

View my Photos
shortmagnum
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 848 Wisconsin
TractorPoint Premium Member -- 5 Tractors = Very Frequent Poster  View my Photos  Pics

2006-02-02          123944

RANSOM.......


A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
























"About a gallon"


Reply to | Quote Post Reply to PostQuote Reply | Add PhotoAdd Photo



Ransom

View my Photos
DRankin
Join Date: Jan 2000
Posts: 5116 Northern Nevada
TractorPoint Premium Member -- 5 Tractors = Very Frequent Poster  View my Photos  Pics

2006-02-02          123945

HA!

Of that crew, Sharpton is the only one I don't mute when I see him on the tube.
....

Reply to | Quote Post Reply to PostQuote Reply | Add PhotoAdd Photo



Ransom

View my Photos
091755
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 143 brantwood wisconsin
TractorPoint Premium Member -- 5 Tractors = Very Frequent Poster

2006-02-04          124066

I agree, Sharpton is so stupid, he can be hilarious and is worth listening to. The others are not even worth the gas.
doc ....

Reply to | Quote Post Reply to PostQuote Reply | Add PhotoAdd Photo


  Go Top Go Top

Share This
Share This







Member Login